The bummers down under. The southern swell. The pain in the ass. Phew...Our Swell Salve is Herbalist formulated with tried and true botanicals used for generations to support the most sensitive of tissues.
2 fl ozRitual
With a clean finger, apply a pea-sized amount of Swell Salve to that swell up to three times a day. Best applied at night when your bod is in repair mode.
Shelf LifeLasts 6 months. Store in a cool and dry place. Our products are organic and freshly made-to-order skin food. We do not use toxins that make things last forever.
The bummers down under. The southern swell. The pain in the ass. Phew...Our Swell Salve is Herbalist formulated with tried and true botanicals used for generations to support the most sensitive of tissues.
Plant Profiles
Horsechestnut and Yarrow have long, traditional use of tightening inflamed tissues. Calendula provides relief and repair to the most sensitive of areas.
Tissue tighteningHorse Chestnut
AstringentYarrow
RepairingCalendula
Details
The paaa-ressure of heavy lifting, trying to solve all the world’s problems, and opening that damn jar of pickles can all lead to feelin’ swoll. Horse Chestnut, Yarrow, and Calendula soothe, just like a friend reminding you to not let that asshole rule your life.
Specs:2 fl oz
Shelf Life:
Lasts 6 months. Store in a cool and dry place. Our products are organic and freshly made-to-order skin food. We do not use toxins that make things last forever.
Aluminum Tin Once empty: Disassemble, clean and rinse. Place the components into the recycling bin or take to your local recycling facility.
Label Printed on 100% Post-consumer Waste material with compostable ink. They can be left on containers when placed into recycling.
Ritual
With a clean finger, apply a pea-sized amount of Swell Salve to that swell up to three times a day. Best applied at night when your bod is in repair mode.
FAQ
Is this for the butthole?
Yes, this is for the butthole!
The Coven
We call ourselves the ‘Coven’ as a shorthand of the space where our team gathers to intentionally conceive of, organize, create and ship out herbal bod care. We do everything under one roof, and ‘magical self manufacturing operation of botanical body care potions’ is a mouthful.
Who We Are
Herbalists, writers, proud fur baby parents, artists, musicians, gardeners, students. We self manufacture in our small town in the Sierra Foothills to invest in our incredible community of multidimensional beings.
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