Kooch Quench

Hydrating Coconut with Calendula & Chamomile
$16.00
Hydrating Coconut with Calendula & Chamomile

Kooch Quench

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Description

A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina, in the form of an herbal salve-ation.
2 fl oz Ritual To start, warm up a pea-sized amount with *clean hands* and apply to the outer rings of the yone. Heads up! Sea buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, and it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it has the potential to stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using Kooch Quench. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms or dental dams. Shelf Life 6 months

Ingredients

Calendula (Calendula officinalis)*, Lavender (Lavandula spp.)* and Chamomile (Matricaria spp) or (Chamaemelum nobile)* infused Virgin Coconut Oil (Cocos nucifera)*, Sea Buckthorn Oil (Hippophae rhamnoides)*, Beeswax (Cera alba)

*Organic
^Ethically & Safely Wildcrafted

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Callie L.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
04/17/24
Love it!
Review by Callie L. on 17 Apr 2024 review stating Love it!
I love this product! It smell so damn good and really keeps the under areas nice and soft and smooth. Fully quenched😉. Another favorite product from Fat and the Moon!!!
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Brenda S.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
03/23/23
Effective moisturizer
Review by Brenda S. on 23 Mar 2023 review stating Effective moisturizer
I really like this salve. Between this product and the yoni duster, I stay smelling fresh all day. It mostly smells like chamomile which is nice. I would really love if they made a lavender though to match the yoni duster. All my underwear are black so the yellow from the chamomile doesn’t stain them. It’s a great moisturizer! I’m glad I have skincare for this sensitive area. I hope it keeps me looking younger longer lol
M
Madison P.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
01/17/23
I use this to feel
Review by Madison P. on 17 Jan 2023 review stating I use this to feel
I use this to feel like a goddess. It’s relief, hydration, and parfum. Incredible.
R
Rebecca B.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
01/13/23
Soothing balm
Review by Rebecca B. on 13 Jan 2023 review stating Soothing balm
I never thought I'd be writing a review for a kooch balm, but here we are.

Pros: Smells great, feels great. I think it quickly healed the rashy skin and sore bits I get from having to wear pads.

Cons: Like all good coconut oil products, it hardens up in the cold months and it's difficult to get out of the tin and onto the right bits of skin. Still highly recommended!
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Alexandra E.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
07/23/22
Self love
Review by Alexandra E. on 23 Jul 2022 review stating Self love
I didn't know how much I'd love this until I started using it. It's a little bit of self love in a tin. I apply this in the morning and it stays throughout the day. Also, my partner got a good laugh when he was digging in my drawer for the muscle salve. He said the name was on point.
J
Julia B.
Verified Buyer
4.0 star rating
03/09/22
Keeps ya moist
Review by Julia B. on 9 Mar 2022 review stating Keeps ya moist
This salve comes in a gorgeous golden color and is lovely to put on after a long day. It really does quench your kooch when it needs a little extra moisture and doesn't stain clothing. My only caveat is that I wish it were a little softer and easier to remove from the tin. It takes a long time to warm up and I usually end up just scraping some out with my fingernails. Not sure if it's a formulation issue or because of the cold weather.
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genmerc
03/04/22
So much newness to check out in the body care department here at the store! As we all move into a world where cheap and disposable becomes the norm we are so excited to highlight brands like fatandthemoon. All of their products are lovingly handcrafted to order, thoughtfully packaged, and are absolutely wonderful for your body.
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Shelby A.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
12/07/21
Great product
Review by Shelby A. on 7 Dec 2021 review stating Great product
This may be tmi but I purchased this to use when it’s my time of the month. Feminine hygiene products can cause dryness for me, and this helps big time. The smell of the balm is nice too.
E
Erin H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
11/03/21
Get quenched
Review by Erin H. on 3 Nov 2021 review stating Get quenched
I was not sure what to expect but I have to admit this stuff is pretty wonderful. We moisturize every other part of us, why not show some love to our most delicate bits. This leaves your Yoni feeling refreshed and taken care of. The salve smells good and even though the consistency in the jar is a bit hard it melts as soon as it touches your skin. Try some, you won’t regret it.
E
Erin H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
11/03/21
Get quenched
Review by Erin H. on 3 Nov 2021 review stating Get quenched
I was not sure what to expect but I have to admit this stuff is pretty wonderful. We moisturize every other part of us, why not show some love to our most delicate bits. This leaves your Yoni feeling refreshed and taken care of. The salve smells good and even though the consistency in the jar is a bit hard it melts as soon as it touches your skin. Try some, you won’t regret it.
M
mascotaesthetic
07/02/21
Calling all skincare junkies!! We just got these amazing (& natural 🌿) fatandthemoon products in!! Stop on by and see for yourself! We’re open tomorrow (Saturday) from 10-4pm
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Gayla H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
10/14/20
fantastic
Review by Gayla H. on 14 Oct 2020 review stating fantastic
love this stuff. smells great and has a luscious texture that your yoni will love! super self-care in an easy tin.

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Description
A parched yone is susceptible to all kinds of bummers. Think of the last time you forgot your water bottle in the car. Kooch Quench is a tall glass of ice-cold lemonade for your vagina, in the form of an herbal salve-ation.
Ritual
To start, warm up a pea-sized amount with *clean hands* and apply to the outer rings of the yone. Heads up! Sea buckthorn oil has the loveliest orange color, and it’s partly what packs this plant's medicinal punch. Since it has the potential to stain, you might not want to wear your most expensive white & lacey silk undies when using Kooch Quench. Can be used as a lubricant, but not with condoms or dental dams.
Plant Profiles
Sea Buckthorn Oil supports vaginal tissue while Coconut Oil promotes biome balance. Lavender & Chamomile calm and repair.
Restorative Sea Buckthorn
Balancing Coconut Oil
Soothing Lavender & Chamomile
Details
Coconut and Sea Buckthorn oil infused with Chamomile and Lavender soothe tissue and promote a balanced Yonic environment. Excellent post-birth or for general dryness and discomfort.
Specs: 2 fl oz
Shelf Life:
6 months
Our Recipe
Calendula (Calendula officinalis)*, Lavender (Lavandula spp.)* and Chamomile (Matricaria spp) or (Chamaemelum nobile)* infused Virgin Coconut Oil (Cocos nucifera)*, Sea Buckthorn Oil (Hippophae rhamnoides)*, Beeswax (Cera alba)

*Organic
^Ethically & Safely Wildcrafted
Packaging is an Ingredient
Aluminum Tin
Once empty: Disassemble, clean and rinse. Place the components into the recycling bin or take to your local recycling facility.

Label
Printed on 100% Post-consumer Waste material with compostable ink. They can be left on containers when placed into recycling.
FAQ
Can Kooch quench be used for interior vaginal dryness?
Yes, Kooch Quench can be used in the interior vulva.
Can this be used with inserting menstrual cups (since the description mentions it can be used as a lubricant)?
Yes, the Kooch Quench could be used to help insert menstrual cups.
C
Callie L.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
04/17/24
Love it!
Review by Callie L. on 17 Apr 2024 review stating Love it!
I love this product! It smell so damn good and really keeps the under areas nice and soft and smooth. Fully quenched😉. Another favorite product from Fat and the Moon!!!
B
Brenda S.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
03/23/23
Effective moisturizer
Review by Brenda S. on 23 Mar 2023 review stating Effective moisturizer
I really like this salve. Between this product and the yoni duster, I stay smelling fresh all day. It mostly smells like chamomile which is nice. I would really love if they made a lavender though to match the yoni duster. All my underwear are black so the yellow from the chamomile doesn’t stain them. It’s a great moisturizer! I’m glad I have skincare for this sensitive area. I hope it keeps me looking younger longer lol
M
Madison P.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
01/17/23
I use this to feel
Review by Madison P. on 17 Jan 2023 review stating I use this to feel
I use this to feel like a goddess. It’s relief, hydration, and parfum. Incredible.
R
Rebecca B.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
01/13/23
Soothing balm
Review by Rebecca B. on 13 Jan 2023 review stating Soothing balm
I never thought I'd be writing a review for a kooch balm, but here we are.

Pros: Smells great, feels great. I think it quickly healed the rashy skin and sore bits I get from having to wear pads.

Cons: Like all good coconut oil products, it hardens up in the cold months and it's difficult to get out of the tin and onto the right bits of skin. Still highly recommended!
A
Alexandra E.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
07/23/22
Self love
Review by Alexandra E. on 23 Jul 2022 review stating Self love
I didn't know how much I'd love this until I started using it. It's a little bit of self love in a tin. I apply this in the morning and it stays throughout the day. Also, my partner got a good laugh when he was digging in my drawer for the muscle salve. He said the name was on point.
J
Julia B.
Verified Buyer
4.0 star rating
03/09/22
Keeps ya moist
Review by Julia B. on 9 Mar 2022 review stating Keeps ya moist
This salve comes in a gorgeous golden color and is lovely to put on after a long day. It really does quench your kooch when it needs a little extra moisture and doesn't stain clothing. My only caveat is that I wish it were a little softer and easier to remove from the tin. It takes a long time to warm up and I usually end up just scraping some out with my fingernails. Not sure if it's a formulation issue or because of the cold weather.
G
genmerc
03/04/22
So much newness to check out in the body care department here at the store! As we all move into a world where cheap and disposable becomes the norm we are so excited to highlight brands like fatandthemoon. All of their products are lovingly handcrafted to order, thoughtfully packaged, and are absolutely wonderful for your body.
READ MORE...
READ LESS
S
Shelby A.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
12/07/21
Great product
Review by Shelby A. on 7 Dec 2021 review stating Great product
This may be tmi but I purchased this to use when it’s my time of the month. Feminine hygiene products can cause dryness for me, and this helps big time. The smell of the balm is nice too.
E
Erin H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
11/03/21
Get quenched
Review by Erin H. on 3 Nov 2021 review stating Get quenched
I was not sure what to expect but I have to admit this stuff is pretty wonderful. We moisturize every other part of us, why not show some love to our most delicate bits. This leaves your Yoni feeling refreshed and taken care of. The salve smells good and even though the consistency in the jar is a bit hard it melts as soon as it touches your skin. Try some, you won’t regret it.
E
Erin H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
11/03/21
Get quenched
Review by Erin H. on 3 Nov 2021 review stating Get quenched
I was not sure what to expect but I have to admit this stuff is pretty wonderful. We moisturize every other part of us, why not show some love to our most delicate bits. This leaves your Yoni feeling refreshed and taken care of. The salve smells good and even though the consistency in the jar is a bit hard it melts as soon as it touches your skin. Try some, you won’t regret it.
M
mascotaesthetic
07/02/21
Calling all skincare junkies!! We just got these amazing (& natural 🌿) fatandthemoon products in!! Stop on by and see for yourself! We’re open tomorrow (Saturday) from 10-4pm
READ MORE...
READ LESS
G
Gayla H.
Verified Buyer
5.0 star rating
10/14/20
fantastic
Review by Gayla H. on 14 Oct 2020 review stating fantastic
love this stuff. smells great and has a luscious texture that your yoni will love! super self-care in an easy tin.
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We call ourselves the ‘Coven’ as a shorthand of the space where our team gathers to intentionally conceive of, organize, create and ship out herbal bod care. We do everything under one roof, and ‘magical self manufacturing operation of botanical body care potions’ is a mouthful.
Who We Are
Herbalists, writers, proud fur baby parents, artists, musicians, gardeners, students. We self manufacture in our small town in the Sierra Foothills to invest in our incredible community of multidimensional beings.